Funny Workout Journal, Food Log, Wellness Tracker
Tired of Boring Planners? This Journal Has Zero Fluff & Maximum Accountability!
This **2026 Sweary Weight Loss Journal** helps you track workouts, meals, and progress with humor, honesty, and zero fluff.
Perfect for women who want a funny, functional, and motivational fitness planner that keeps them accountable (and laughing) through all the ups and downs of 2026.
It’s time to stop wishing and start f*cking crushing your goals!
This is the functional, no-BS guide you need to track, plan, and crush your health goals for the entire year.
💪 Track, Plan & Crush Your Goals (No Excuses!)
Everything you need to stay organized, motivated, and highly accountable.
Yearly & Monthly Planning
Yearly calendar, plus dedicated **Monthly Goal Pages** to set milestones and priorities.
Weight & Measurement Tracker
Easily record your monthly progress, weight changes, and body measurements to see how far you've come.
Daily Food & Workout Log
Roomy pages to track **meals, calories, exercise, and water intake**. Detailed and functional.
Sweary Motivational Quotes
Funny sweary sayings and bold prompts to keep you truly inspired, honest, and laughing.
Planner Layout & Notes
Sunday-start monthly layout, plus dedicated **To-Do Lists** and Notes to organize your day and mindset.
High Quality & Monthly Tips
**183 roomy pages** with sturdy interior, including monthly wellness tips and reflection pages.
🚨 Why Swearing Is Your New Accountability Partner
Because sometimes, "You got this!" just isn't enough.
Let's be real: wellness isn't always zen. This planner is designed to meet you where the real struggle happens—at the end of a long day when motivation is *low as f*ck*. It uses humor to process frustration, celebrate messy progress, and keep you moving forward. No guilt, just grit.
Ready to Get Sh*t Done?Order Your 2026 Sweary Planner!
The perfect gift for women who love **fitness planners, weight loss journals, and funny motivational notebooks**. Get your copy for only $XX.XX
Buy on Amazon Today!Your accountability partner for 2026. Perfect for tracking progress and having a laugh!
Disclaimer: This journal is a motivational tool and is not intended to replace professional advice. Consult with a qualified health provider before starting any new diet or exercise regimen. Individual results may vary. Contains adult language.